I love cheesy pick up lines.
I start my new job today...
I might throw up. THE MERIDEN MALL ISN’T READY FOR ME.
BAD GRAMMAR IS SO HOT.
Why I don’t have friends is pretty obvious most of the time… Man, I wish I was cool. )’:
My dad is sleeping on the remote...
And the Simpsons is on… Someone please end my life.
YOU'RE SO TRENDY.
I'm smoking that Indian Summer Storm.
I cried watching the lion king earlier today..
And now I’m crying watching 50 First Dates. What is my life?
All I want to do is eat Chinese food.
And watch movies in my pjs.
Things I just learned:
Drinking scolding hot apple cider and singing along to Lights results in 5th degree burns. I’m a bad driver. And rain sucks.
Literally the funniest thing of last night…
I really don't think girls
should wear fitted hats.. Most of the time it just looks really bad…
Being sick sucks… I NEED TO FEEL BETTER AND BE HAPPY.
You're not different.
Stop acting like you’re better than anyone…